I've crashed multiple kernels with eBPF programs. I don't buy this argument at all.
We definitely hit this one at some point: https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/linux/+bug/1763454
We also ran into a couple of similar but unrelated panic bugs on much newer kernels on non-Ubuntu distros.
It'll be valuable to learn this, so that we might be able to proactively address them. Ebpf is the core of our product.