Also, I don't think this is true:
> That TPM gets wiped when you disable secure boot.
Won't the TPM not be able to decrypt anything while Secure Boot is disabled, since the PCRs will be different, but then it will work again if you later re-enable it? I don't think it actually wipes itself. And even if it did, couldn't you just unplug the TPM, disable Secure Boot, steal the password, re-enable it, and then plug the TPM back in? Then even if it did want to wipe itself, it wouldn't know to.