Bash. There is no actually used language that can do as much with as few keystrokes, not even perl. Who needs quotes for strings anyways.
ls -l | awk … | bash
even though it is notoriously unsafe. I guess a lot of younger folks know xargs but not awk.IMHO the best parts of awk are regex literals, natural pipeline participation, and familiar/simple syntax. Sitting down to write a complete program in awk start to finish though ... no thanks.