> One day I'll pick up a religion, but it seems like they all would require a lot of mental gymnastics to keep consistent with my mental explorations.

> I wish there was a "Debian Sid" religion

Convert to Discordianism! We make mental gymnastics an Olympic sport! You are not only allowed to, but expected, nay, mandated to believe everything and nothing you want. You can compile your beliefs against any platform, arch, Goddess, God, Dog, Amphibian, or cat manufacturer.