Here's how a real man cooks with TeX.
* Carefully sets out header with a tasteful collection of packages.
* Sets all tables thoughtfully using \booktabs, never dreaming of using vertical borders.
* Uses wysiwym everywhere, \emph for emphasis not \it etc.
* Gets an incomprehensible error because he copied a single Unicode character.
* Throws TeX document out of the window, opens text editor, types out markdown.