In Polish, it’s “mam to w dupie”, or “I have it up my ass”, which actually sounds painful/rather a lot of effort about something you’re indifferent to.
"A dog shits." (Sere pes.)
or
"It is by my ass." (Je mi to u prdele.)
It seems that once again, the Czechs have chosen a less painful way of doing things than our Polish brethren ;)
- wisi mi to [i powiewa] = it hangs of me [and waves around]
- mam to w nosie = I have it in my nose
- to nikogo = this [matters to] nobody (this is actually pretty funny but can't translate it to English, the joke is that nobody in this particular case only applies to several possible verbs, only a few of them apply to groups of people, and the case also encodes negation - so saying "nikogo" (nobody in a particular case) is enough to deduce the full sentece)
- tak bardzo mi wszystko jedno = it's so very much whatever for me
- srał to pies = a dog shat on it
- mam [na to] wyjebane = I have it fucked-out [on it]? fucked-through? Phrasal versions of "fuck" really don't translate to non-Slavic languages
- jebie mnie to = it fucks me
- kładę na to lachę = I lay my staff (meaning dick) on it
There's also rather polite: wali mnie to which would be "it bangs me"
(Another less vulgar, if somewhat irrelevant, alternative is “ani ziębi, ani grzeje”, or “it neither chills me nor warns me up”).
mám v piči (mám to v piči) = i have (it) in vagina
Môžem (to) jebať = i can fuck (that)
Jebem na to = fuck on that
Môžem osrať = i can poop on it
Serem na to = I'm pooping on it
Sral to pes = May dog poop it out
Kašlem na to = I'm coughing on it
Read as it is in Polish, would mean "with cheese on it" lol