Audiophile optimised SSD is designed to make your audio sound better

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in British English, perhaps the most common [PG] short phrase containing the appropriate amount of derision to describe such an SSD could be, "absolute bollocks".

what might be an equivalent [PG] American English phrase be?

am also interested in equivalent [PG] Canadian, [PG] Australian and [PG] New Zealand phrases.

Australian: couldn't lie straight in bed, porky pies, whopper, bull, cods wallop, he's dreaming

New Zealand: Yeah right (when you don't believe), yeah nah (when you disagree), nah you're right mate (I acknowledge what you're saying and you're entitled to say that)

A lot of these are shared between counties. Yeah nah is the most recent transplant from NZ to AU. Some of the Aussie ones are ancient.

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