I know, but even if the Perl community didn't want to maintain it, it would be maintained. Some company would take that up and provide it (ActiveState maybe?), because there's a need for it and companies that would pay for it. That it would be maintained is all that really mattered to me, and there's no doubt in my mind that it would be.
> Most of the problems you're talking about are more a deficiency of perception and tooling, and these can be addressed without such drastic measures.
I'm not sure they can be. There's a decade of the past of evidence that they wouldn't be, even if it is theoretically possible. As soon as you make breaking changes, you would possibly lose a lot of corporate users because you force work on them where there wasn't previously, and that means deciding whether that time is better spent moving away from the aging language with an unsure future. Losing those users would gut what little was left of the community.
That's long been the catch-22 of Perl, and getting past that has long been the hardest problem facing the community, IMO.