Hacker News Reader

Well, not only was the code clean, I imagine you were clean too!

Nah, showering makes you clean, a bath is just marinating in your own dirt. Very pleasant though.

Which is why in Japan, you take a (quick, purposeful) shower and then get in the bath. Those baths are exceptionally pleasant.

Very bad, you should take a shower after the bath, not before, so when you're out, you're clean.