Still, in Python you can GET and eval:
r = urllib.request.urlopen(url).read()
d = literal_eval(r.decode())
Here's someone "Fetching and evaluating Python code from an HTTP response":https://stackoverflow.com/questions/28047761/fetching-and-ev...
Edit: Apparently `literal_eval` isn't so dangerous -- but one could replace it with `eval()`. /Edit
But you didn't start writing "absolutely insane" about Python ... Or maybe Python too is insane? And there should be a separate Python executable, with eval included?
What if Python shipped 2 executables?
python # there's no eval()
python-with-eval # danger! now you can use eval()
(And Java as well: `java` couldn't load any code dynamically, but `java-danger-dyn-code` could?)