"Welcome to AWS Cost Management
Since this is your first visit, it will take some time to prepare your cost and usage data. Please check back in 24 hours."
My "cost and usage data" is that I have an S3 account costing ~$10 a month containing my cloud backups of my family's high-priority data, for maybe the last 18 months. That's it. I just reloaded in case 24 hours was some sort of pessimistic estimate and they actually had it done in a couple of minutes, but the message persists.
WTF.
I can set up any of dozens of services in thirty seconds and spend thousands, but it's going to take 24 hours to understand ~$100 in costs over the course of the last year? Someone could read aloud the entire history of the account, every S3 transaction I did, in that amount of time.
I can really feel the love here.