Motorcycle Airbag Vest Will Stop Working If You Miss a Payment
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- There is a mechanical tether. It is a reliable mechanism that is not subject to subscriptions or software of any sort. If I’m clipped in, I’m protected.
- Its air pockets are bigger than the “cool” airbag vests that are designed to fit under your clothing. Bigger air pockets really do translate into better impact protection. AND it has CE armor in the back as well, just in case. Below a certain threshold of air displacement, you’re not much better off than armor by itself.
- The air channels run over my shoulders and are designed to immobilize my head and neck in the event of a crash.
Fortnine has a video whose rationale matches mine: https://youtu.be/N2jZryt607U
The downside of my airbag style is that if I low-side and stay with the bike, the airbag won’t deploy. That said, in this kind of crash, I’m much more worried about abrasions (which is also why I wear a one-piece Aerostich suit).
this is even independent of the subscription thing. like if the thing needs a battery and the battery is dead, it needs to be extremely obvious it's not going to work. parachutes have this kind of problem but a reasonable skydiver has parachute training whereas a reasonable biker doesn't have airbag training.
- You need to turn it on when you're going to go ride.
- When you do that (in brief summary): You get a green LED if you're good to go, a red one if you're not, and if it's dead you get no LED, obviously.
- If you're in the no subscription state or it's otherwise not connecting to the app, you get two LEDs flashing red when you go to turn it on. You've got a 30 day grace period on the subscription expiration and it won't cut out out mid-ride even if that's when it hits the 30 day mark, just the next time you go to ride it'll give you the error instead of green.
- There's a battery light that comes on with 30% of battery left, which looks to be about 7 hours.
I would say that "when I hit the power button to go ride, I get a green LED if it's working as intended" is about as foolproof as is reasonably possible.
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I'm not a huge fan of the subscriptions for everything model, but IMO their policies are about as safe and reasonable as you could get for the product.
Vest (FAQ at bottom): https://www.klim.com/Ai-1-Airbag-Vest-3046-000
Manual for the inflator/controller(?): https://www.inemotion.com/en/support/user-manual-inbox/
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I'm also not a lawyer, but I'm not sure "I picked up a safety device I don't know how to use, didn't read the directions on how to use it, used it wrong, and it didn't protect me" is really the legal standard.
At risk of stating the obvious: There's a pretty much infinite number of ways you could improperly use any safety device and have them not work as intended, plenty of which "reasonable" people could think to do.
This is the flawed logic we deal with these days... :/
If the vest did save one's life, they'd probably be eager to catch up on payments as a symbolic gesture.
Short-sighted business thinking AND completely unsympathetic.
I sure hope that isn't a real-time operation happening "in the cloud" while riding. 1) Latency? Crashes happen fast. 2) Spotty service on back roads where motorcyclists like to be?
What is needed is a purely offline solution to this purely offline problem. Please someone make that and put these fools out of business.
Edit: Here's a previous thread on the same topic, though I can't find the one where I recall someone explaining how it works in more detail.
What if its hacked? What if there is a bug? What if there is a Ops fuckup that mass disables devices? What if there is an Accounting fuckup that mass disabled devices?
I would prefer such a code path not even exist to worry about.
The vest is $800 all-in, perpetual forever. The mfr claims this is the price of other similar vests.
Or, $400 + subscription or until the mfr goes out of business, presumably soon.
It seems like a fair pricing model.
The vest requires the battery operated, internet connected (for enablement, not operation) component to work at all, so we can well assume that the rider will have ample opportunity to check the subscription status and not be surprised.
It's interesting if the company actually makes less money per unit this way (total revenue per vest is less, esp after considering the cost of managing the subscription, nevermind the eventual hack which will give owners free lifetime service), but because the price looks like "$400" they sell a lot more, seriously undercutting competitors. And lastly, by being a subscription they can claim recurring revenue which is great for growth hacking. According to crunchbase they took a seed round, so this does make sense.
It already sounds sinister when you read it. Even more with this vest
> Under NO circumstances is our system disabled or rider’s cut-off if they are mid-flight on a ride, as suggested. We provide a 30-day grace period from the time a payment is missed..
So the title is _almost_ correct -- the airbag vest will stop working if 2 payments are missed.
I'm embarrassed I failed to parse that quote correctly. (My first parse was "30-days grace period" in the common usage of the phrase, as "before contractual penalty fees apply". Not "before you *die*").