The best joke was the Robot Hell.
"10 SIN" "20 GOTO HELL"
"10 SIN" "20 GOTO HELL"
"He gave two yesses!"
"Look, he's emphatically blinking more yesses!"
Edit: The internet delivers again!
> - Do you understand the charges? - One beep for "yes," two beeps for "no."
On Error Goto Hell
And then the last part of the routine has a block labeled "Hell:". One could use any label, but this seemed best to me -- when not using On Error Resume Next