The absolute best argument I’ve seen so far against “web3” is this very pro-web3 and very clear article.
https://www.preethikasireddy.com/post/the-architecture-of-a-...
Read that, and make sure you understand the basics of what Ethereum, IPFS and maybe a few more technologies from the article etc actually are, then think about if that sounds like sensible thing to do.
If you can still take it seriously afterwards then I’m impressed!