I dunno, maybe I've been around the business too long and been jaded. Aside from the opening, this is how I'd prefer to be let go.

I notice CEOs like to talk about themselves as if anyone cares, in this case about his crying and having to do it twice. That part can go.

But otherwise, just be forward and direct, which I think he was. And I'm not sure the whiny 'oh fuck you dude' is warranted. The market is blazing right now, and you have 3 months of benefits. Anyone who sees this as a problem probably quite frankly was on the chopping block already.