> Look Mr. C-level, I built this amazing tool. Look at the graphs it produces. It allows _the_ user to customize parameters, track new things, and basically makes unicorns excrete rainbows.
> OMG, I don't know the first thing about how computers work, but I love colorful pictures and unicorns. You are amazing. And, this is the first time you tried this stuff?
> Yes, but these jerks over there, they won't put it on the web! They say it is insecure, risks revealing confidential data to the whole world, and can be used to infiltrate the company network.
> But these are the best colorful pictures I've seen. Off with their heads!