This is a troll, and someone's jealous of Tim or doesn't like him, or doesn't want him CEO. Or someone's trying to be funny. Either way I can't see much merit in the exercise.
I doubt the real Steve Jobs gets up at 7AM (unless he was sleeping in since it was his first day off)!
Obsessive Compulsive (Dis?)order.
Am I the only one who is worried about this Tim guy?
yes it's clear that what this light hearted throwaway joke needs is lots of over analysis.