I think we need a compiler written in excel!
IIRC it made extensive use of lookup tables, both building them and being driven by them.
It wasn't a complete implementation, but it proved the theory and scratched an itch.
I can see what you mean about it scratching an itch. Definitely piqued my interest!
(Varying "citation needed" didn't quite convey genuine curiosity the way I thought it would.)
What I would bet a respectable sum on is that you can't parse/process/interpret even the simplest recursive languages (e.g. arithemtic, Expr ::= Expr + Expr | NUMBER) from pure Excel. Forget expressing the algorithm, there isn't even a suitable data structure to iterate over.