Yeah, the site also freezes my Firefox for 5 seconds, and this is from a gaming PC. Absolutely horrendous...
How hard you would actually have to try to make a website as horrible as this, this thing is just a meme.
For all that lag, I was expecting a lot more than some simple animations. And that scrolljacking is by far the worst I've ever experienced. I have to scroll three times to switch to the next section. Can't even manually drag the little scrollspy thing. Atrocious.
Here’s the developer https://www.laniche.com .
Their other websites don’t seem to be as laggy but there is a theme of animating *every* element and embedding videos.
Holy shit, you weren't kidding! What the heck is this thing doing, mining bitcoins? How did this ever get approved?