Jamie Dimon says JPMorgan will outlast China’s Communist party

Let's just hope that JPMorgan doesn't have a Lehmann moment.

Reminds me a bit of the 'Assad Must Go' Curse - around 15 victims the last time I looked.

The proof many CEO are just overpaid idiots who look nice in a suit:

Jamie Dimon: "I regret and should not have made that comment’ about China’s Communist Party"

"Our club of global masters of the universe will outlast anything the peasants can come up with."

I know, Jimmy, but really, you weren't supposed to say it out loud.

George, The oldest known lobster only made it to age 140, and died in 2009 during the aftermath of the financial crisis.

JP Morgan survived the crisis, and at 150 is still going strong.

China's Communist Party is only 60M members with an average mental age of 12 who want to be Jamie's friend in ping pong.

They also have the one of the worlds largest militaries and nuclear capabilities - neither of which JPMorgan has access to directly.