Unmasking the most viral page on Facebook
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Did a bit of sprucing up the page, dropped a few links, and it did get on the front page for a few months, with AdSense paying me several thousands dollars a month while it lasted. The page itself wasn't a scam per se, but it was roughly 1000 medium-effort words on the topic I wrote in a day, along with a few original photos that took another day, and a couple of inline AdSense ads.
It didn't deserve to be on the first page of results. I guess the "kingmaker" thing still exists where big tech decides who today's winner is, and doesn't always get it right.
the .finance people are monetizing way more way faster without ads
not necessarily tokenized crypto projects. but definitely services that use existing crypto assets.
Saying this in jest, but there was a time when this was highly respected and I feel that the number of places that have them must be diminishing quickly - or a shadow of their former pasts.
While the firehose volume is disproportionate, the direction wasn't random. Whoever is copywriting these messages is an artist, drawing an outstanding number of responses. I felt the urge to react when I read them and bravely restrained myself. There's a lot of power in asking someone the right personal question.
To propagate (show up on more feeds), they need people to interact with it. So successful content will be that that best drives interaction, and I guess comments still weigh more heavily than likes?
Consequently, Facebook itself is a brute force algorithm for discovering the more virulently memetic content and phrasing.
Facebook really ruined the opinion I had of my relatives because of that kind of stuff. Man, you taught me how to fish but look at you now, jumping on every bait thrown at you...
You feel an urge to react at bizarro twilight zone non-sequitur text posts?
I'm sitting here trying to fathom why millions of people would even react to something like that. Like… what was "thumbs up" worthy in any of those?
Facebook's algorithm is optimized for engagement - but people aren't desperate to engage - they are desperate to be engaged with.
No, and I feel like I'm explaining to the AI what human behavior looks like here. Yes, the sort of meme discussion you quote is fairly common, but it's not just "common thing", it's some sort of shared experience that's probably private; you're not sure if everyone else experiences it, but saying you experience it might sound weird to others, and the (usually unneeded) thoughts of potential embarrassment maybe prevents you from doing so. Until someone does, in such a post, and yeah, those take off as the day's lucky 10000 are all sighing a collective "I'm not weird!" sigh of relief. Eye floaters come to mind as an example.
But … that's not the case here. "Who the heck sleeps with a Fan (sic) and AC on?". Heck, that odd capitalization just makes it even more uncanny valley. Like Zuckerberg really is a robot, and he's just tried a new social subroutine out on me.
Who the heck eats Food?
It could also be sockpuppets are commenting to drum up the numbers to make the post look hotter than it actually is.
Yes, since Facebook picked to promote it, probably a low percentage ignored. But what is "low percentage" to Facebook algo?
Maybe usual average is 90% ignores without "engaging". With this one, "only" 60% ignored.
Which means the majority are not triggered by this sort of thing.
This is only speculation, but just to illustrate the argument may be valid indeed and these networks like Facebook end up giving an impression that something is "normal" across humans, but they're actually not.
Now you're getting it, although you need to think of something that most people do, and then mock them. The key is to trigger confused/shock engagement. Plenty of people are obviously falling for this.
You're on the right path, but you're missing the milquetoast sting at the end; something that's controversial, or slightly embarrassing that makes the activity seem niche, but really isn't. "Who the heck eats Food with the Fridge door open?" - or "Who the heck eats Food slowly, so the crinkly wrapper doesn't wake the kids?".
Yoi can find the same sort of viral drivel under "relatable tweets" on Twitter.
If you're struggling to understand why this FB page has such an enormous following,the answer isn't that "they're doing it wrong, people aren't like that" - because they're clearly not wrong, and enough people are like that to give them that huge following. The answer is that you don't understand that market.
I understand there's a significant number of people who quite clearly excel at getting through life worrying about rather different things than myself.
Facebook certainly knows where the numbers are.
We're all here commenting on posts about tech and tech-adjacent concerns, so the community is pretty niche and interesting (to us). This is what you get when someone crafts content for literally everyone, and you'd be right to find it simultaneously bland and bizarre. But people, it turns out, do engage with it.
"[Simple math problem, like what's 5 x 4?]: 95% of people can't solve this! I bet you can't either!"
With hundreds of thousands of commenters "engaging" with it. I don't understand anything about this behavior. 1. What does the poster have to gain from a post like that, 2. What do all the commenters have to gain, and 3. What does SocialMediaCompany gain? The promise of social media is long dead. It seems to now just be bots (or people who behave as bots) responding to bots (or people who behave as bots)... everywhere.Your (2) should be evident from the phrasing of your example: if 95% of people can't do it, people want to prove they're in the 5%. They get a few minutes' distraction, some self-satisfaction, and maybe some conversation. I'm not going to play psychologist, but that's enough for some folks. And it really only has to be some: if your post is seen 32 million people and 30 million dismiss it, you still got 2 million people to engage.
(3) is, I guess, money again? Active users means SocialMediaCompany can tout the value of their platform to advertising partners. The bot problem is a good observation, though, because platforms with a reputation for bots are less valuable to advertisers who want human attention. People who act like bots are probably great for advertisers, though, so idk; maybe that's a wash.
Review: "I didn't like the color"
... okay? What is anyone supposed to do with that? And why would you think they would find it valuable to know?
Part of the reason that it generates so much animosity is that we condition people to think of math as always having a right answer, it is the Fount of Objective Truth. The idea that math is sublimely subjective, is indeed an artistic medium, does not seem to be well-appreciated and is often not even acknowledged. This is usually chalked up to the fact that math has “rules,” which is a very strange sentiment because the points in a sports game also follow “rules” of a similar sort but we usually don't regard those as either objective or subjective, they exist in a murky third world where we do not ask those questions...
> multiplication comes before division in the acronym
Yeah, well, it seems that depends on how you write the acronym...
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Eventually, I hit on a new strategy. Instead of trying to generate good tweets I just followed people at random. I forget the exact number, but somewhere between 15-30% of the people I followed at random would follow me back. I realized I could probably get an arbitrary number of followers this way but it would be a pretty stupid and meaningless achievement so I quit doing it.
The "viral post" strategy of the article, asking things like "Who the heck sleeps with the fan on?" maybe similar as a kind of brainless strategy to get followers. I guess some people like responding to these prompts. I suspect it has the same weakness as the "follow back" strategy though. Nobody really cares about the account or connects with it or even understands what you're trying to do. These people aren't your followers so much as they are people who like small talk and coalesced around you for a time.
But if the entire point is to get impressions so you can sell a product, or whatever, do you are if people don't particularly like you?
I had two pages on Facebook based on a very popular movie from the 1980s.
One was the actual studio's page for the movie that I was given access to (as the studio admitted they don't give a fuck about any IP that doesn't have an immediate release - e.g. Blu-ray etc - planned for it), which had over 2 million likes. When you opened a Facebook account this page was one of the list that was often presented to a new user as something they should "like".
The other was a fan page I'd made which was niche, had to be actively sought out, and had 30,000 likes.
I experimented with selling branded products through the accounts. The small fan page sold 10X as many products as the official page that had almost 100X more followers.
tl;dr: if you want to sell shit to your followers they need to be engaged with you - just having people follow you on autopilot is going to create nothing of value.
They use lists or separate accounts to read the accounts they care about. They have bad engagement on their posts
This is exactly what my teenage cousins used to do (maybe not twitter maybe snaphat?) but with one tweak- they'd go through following people, and then once they'd followed they unfollow them again so now it looked like they were following you but you weren't following them back.
AFAIK follower building like this is now banned in Twitter ToS
The people we want to hold accountable for this mess are being run over by this steamroller just as we are.
> The one mystery we weren’t able to figure out is why any sane person working at Facebook would feel comfortable publishing a content report that admitted that the most viral publisher on its platform this year was a barely active drop-shipping scam page full of stolen video content run by an LLC that doesn’t even exist anymore.
The fact that the author of the linked article apparently just presumes that they would do so and "[can't] figure out" why they wouldn't says a lot about their own integrity.
Facebook does a lot of internal research which to me seems to be coming from a good place. Doing that research carries a lot of risk for them; e.g. the recent 'whistleblowers' mainly leaked that exact research reports. But instead of giving Facebook credit for even doing that, we always take a negative approach.
Note: I don't like facebook, I don't even have a facebook account, but unless we encourage good behavior (even at places we dont' like) how do we expect things to get better?
*not sure wether shocked is the right term to begin with, it seemed more like indignation to me.
After reading the NYT article it still seems to me that a more ethical company would have done more to address the probable issues. Meta did very little and seemed to cherrypick the most favourable public studies. Anyyway, all this doesn't seem suprising or even unusual to me. I generally don't think that we should expect companies to act very ethical. Rather, incentive structures should be created/amended in a way so that purely self interested companies act as if they were ethical.
[0]: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/10/opinion/instagram-faceboo...
I'm beginning to suspect that maybe we're told this too often, so we're starting to take it for granted that correlation can't be causation. But the saying actually only means that correlation is not necessarily causation. Quite often, correlation is actually there because of causation.
Not really.
When corporations hide externalities that negatively impact the entire population we call them immoral.
I mean, nobody has ever called KFC immoral for having "secret spices."
The whole reason this report was put out by Facebook in the first place is because people used their own tool Crowdtangle to point out how the most popular pages of all were pushing political and medical misinformation to billions and were run by foreign spam mills. So they gutted Crowdtangle and published this report cleansed of any reference to "questionable" pages. But as a previous submission [1] showed, the numbers they state don't add up. And as this submission shows, if you dig into what Facebook wants to tell you is popular, it's all still the most garbage, devoid of value scam content - and it is their algorithm that is promoting it above all.
1: https://ethanzuckerman.com/2021/08/18/facebooks-new-transpar...
Facebook reporting accurately is sane, but Facebook is in charge of what is being reported, which is not sane.
Like, imagine if your friend was slowly poisoning himself by flavoring his food with lead for a month. Even if he is honest with you about what he’s been doing, it’s still not a sane situation. If anything it’s less sane to be seemingly lucid and forthright about a month of self-destructive behavior, but not actually do anything to change it.
The question here is: why did Facebook allow the situation to get so bad that this page was the top for a whole month? Why didn’t someone at Facebook notice this stupid pointless scam page was surging and do even a little of research and tweaking to change that?
They have seemingly abandoning any responsibility for the behavior of the machine they built and operate. Personally I don’t give them many points for just reporting that.
- Upton Sinclair
In particular, stare too hard at that viral page, realize how scummy that page is, and then spend the rest of a career at facebook trying to tear down the systems that made that the most viral page, are likely going to earn you enemies, and cause the company to lose money (in the short term, at least).
They set out to build a platform where anyone, no matter how small, could compete with big media on a level playing field based on a straightforward metric: whether a user cares enough about a post that they're willing to engage with it. Publishers get rewarded for producing compelling content, users get to see more content they care about, and Facebook makes money since people spend more time on the site. Everybody wins.
And they succeeded wildly at this. But as it turns out, the things people respond to most are spam and hate and conspiracy theories.
My mental construct of Facebook is analogous to Morty following the path defined by the death crystal but towards the end goal of 'the most money'.
Collecting money.
Replace "paperclips" with "clickbait" and "human life" with "the right to privacy". "Artificial intelligence" then becomes Mark Zuckerborg.
[0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instrumental_convergence#Paper...
1) Someone / some org was slow to notice that this was happening. 2) Bureaucratic muck slowed resolution down. Even once escalated, there would be a lot of red tape to go through to make the necessary changes to how things are ranked. The people noticing the problem most likely aren't the people able to make changes, the changes would need to be tested at scale and their effects evaluated, and the people making the changes would have a lot of deliberating, politicking, explaining, and appeasing to do. Add onto that that everyone is stressed out of their minds, worried about performance reviews, and having to balance changes they want to make against how they and everyone else are evaluated at perf time...
Maybe they've already evaluated and decided that they're ok with #1 being off, if the majority of everything else performs better. Doesn't really make any difference per se what is #1. And then even if you want to stop X becoming #1, you'll never truly understand the myriad of butterfly chain events that caused us to get here, and how do you know even if you've solved this one issues, you haven't just ruined everything else.
When I write a program that accidentally gradually fills a disk with garbage, I don't wait until I can redesign the program before I delete the garbage.
But the problem is, once they exclude all that stuff, there's just not a lot left. So you end up with inane garbage like this account being the most popular content on the platform. Like the whole platform is just Ben Shapiro and drop-shipping scammers. Really paints an "emperor has no clothes" picture of what's going on on Facebook these days.
Facebook prefers to be known for facilitating spam than right-wing content.
The chances of winning the lottery are so low, but whoever wins will get so much media coverage that everybody believes they can win.
I don't think it's a coincidence that "poor" content makers are on top of the transparency list, it's just the algorithm exploiting this "you can be a winner too" effect.
no official list of which accounts are bots == check the size of the network myself, and if a few million retirees get caught up in the net, all the better for camouflage
just a conjecture :)
Granted I do see that YT has the same issues. I don't think its easy to manipulate, but all recommendation systems are going to have people trying to manipulate it.
(which is a highly entertaining channel, it's good he's self-aware)
He claimed that creators using the Community tab was disproportionately rewarded by the recommendation algorithm. (Since the community tab was a new feature, YouTube wanted the feature to show up in peoples' feeds; but since few creators were using the community tab, it meant those that did got a big boost). -- IIRC, this evened out once everyone started using the feature.
SpiffingBrit also suggested that copy-pasting many of the trending keywords in comments would help the recommendation algorithm show the video. -- This turned out to be incorrect; but for about a week, most of the comments I saw in a bunch of videos had the same 300 words copied and pasted.
- 96.9 The Eagle KKGL
- 101.9 KISS FM
- That ain't right
These pages have been all over my timeline the past year. I blocked “That ain’t right” a few months ago because I found them particularly obnoxious, but I had assumed that the radio station ones were just local Baltimore area radio stations that people followed (I don’t listen to the radio). But no, it turns out these are actually EVERYONE’S local radio station! We’re all calling in to tell the same person whether we flip over our pillow to get to the cold side!
Really though, I find this absolutely fascinating. For about a year, big corporations with hundreds of social media marketers who get paid bundles to spend their day figuring out how to win social media were undercut by a couple radio DJs and food bloggers who had the guts to ask the big questions everyone was really thinking about, like “What happens if you spell your name but use predictive text after each letter?”
For a period of time I'd get a post 'From %Person%, With some other %entity%' and they're less than interesting...and you CAN'T block it. One of your friends comments on a stupid post and the only option you have to send a signal is 'mute my friend for 30 days'...because the 'with' account always changes.
This actively makes Facebook unfun and had the great side-effect of sending my on a 2 week hiatus.
If I could block posts 'commented on by a friend, but has engagement above 100,000 people' I'd block it in a heartbeat...because the content has NEVER been entertaining, and has often been half-a step away from learning people's security questions....at scale.
This was buried right at the end. I estimate this is the real import of the article, but it went virtually unnoticed and unattended, only mentioned in passing.
Some recommendation or news feed pipeline accidentally keeps boosting “Thinkarete” posts. Would be funny.
It’s very unlikely that this is the case. Whatever the cause, it’s extremely surprising such a low quality page and low quality content have become so popular.
People here are saying that the questions are broad and well formed enough to encourage “engagement.” The thing is, Facebook has millions of pages trying to do this, entire firms with big money and research on their side. I’d be shocked if an attempt at engagement this poor won out organically, Facebook is after all an advertising platform.
That is just sad. I wonder how many times each one of those 18M comments was viewed on average.
Another poor soul misled to believe that DomainFools isn't just totally guessing at word boundaries!
I'd posit that this random blog is harmless. It's better that some random dropship site is connected to this traffic than a more sophisticated organization IMO.
Facebook is selling a dream. A lottery. The idea that your form of engagement will become the favored form of engagement, just like this page creator got into dropshipping after falling for that dream.