- Donald Knuth will die

- Joe Biden will become unable to maintain office (due to age / health related issues) and his VP will become president; many will theorize this was the plan all along

- People will settle down about COVID regardless of what happens. There will be more backlash as we continue to learn more about the vaccines (and require boosters at some currently undetermined interval)

- $SPY will lose 100+ points but regain that. Prices of goods and services will continue to spiral out of control