Finally someone who get's it.
First - you can't actually get static IPv6 despite the claims that there is plenty of it as a home user in the US. This static IPv6 for everyone is basically a total lie.
It's super simple with IPv4 to setup an internal network with known hosts / DHCP lease reservations if needed / dns etc, and have all that stay totally unchanged as the WAN link bounces around. If you are supporting a bunch of users (who yes, will configure a printer using the printers IP etc) then this makes like simple. You can do this at home too easily etc.
There is a weird myopia in the IPv6 world about use cases for IP. It's like they just ignored what people need and want, and went a totally different direction.
We need IPv4+ with another octet and be done with this :)
I'm serious, anyone interested in trying to push this. Keep everything the same except with another octet at the front?