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- Go to someone's place after a nice date last week - Have a few drinks - They turn out to be dangerous and you fear for your safety - You run to your car to escape while they're in the bathroom - "Your BAC percentage is above the legal limit. Please try again in 30 minutes"

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A future episode of CSI:

"Why didn't the victim just drive away?"

"I found trace remnants of Jack Daniels on her clothing, the killer must've asked her to roll down the window, splashed it inside the car..."

A future episode of Friday night at your local ER:

"If you had gotten here sooner we wouldn't have to amputate your <insert extremity here>"

"yeah well nobody on scene could start their car and EMS took 30min to arrive".

Good thing is that if you run they would have to run behind you as they are also drunk. So it equals out

Unless it's a case of date rape or something.

One of Dahmer's victims got away and was so drugged that the cops returned him to Dahmer who proceeded to eat him.

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