There's also Deno, which is very similar in technology to Workers [1].
Others are building "Workers" atop WebAssembly, and things are looking up on that front as well [2][3].
See also: https://github.com/debarshibasak/awesome-paas
[0] https://github.com/cloudflare/miniflare
I didn't make a point of vendor lock-in because migrating this process flow to a self-hosted HTTP server would take about 5 minutes. On top of that, this flow is going to be very similar for any vendor offering javascript functions.
Perhaps it is my fault for not including a section discussing this, but I assumed that the audience for this would primarily be people understand basic javascript and could deduce the portability of the code by looking at it.