"Then they get dragged through Linux's rough new user experience."
What distros do you feel have a poor experience for new Linux users?Arch, Gentoo, etc -- yeah those are terrible recommendations for "I want to use Linux for the first time."
The first Linux distro I installed, I was 14 and had grown up on Windows XP + Vista. I went with Linux Mint and it felt like Windows (the UX).
And that was a decade ago. Things were so much worse + more difficult on Linux then too.
You have distros now like ElementaryOS that are made to mimic OSx, which is about as "I dunno computers" as you can get.
And Ubuntu or any derivative like PopOS are also friendly and great first experiences.
This is all opinion of course.
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EDIT: For context/bias: posted this from Windows 11 Insider
Switched to Windows ~1 year ago, and mostly regret it. I had (what I consider) a better experience on Ubuntu/Pop with Regolith as a tiling WM. YMMV, etc.