Hah, I'm glad I'm not as brainwashed as you. But oh well, you think you're the clear thinking one and I'm the brainwashed one.

I'd try to convince you, but well, I think it'd be a waste of my energy, and I don't care enough to spend that energy for yet another idiot roaming the world thinking "It's all a giant conspiracy!". Besides, you've heard it all and you know you won't be fooled.