"For the majority of human existencr the diet which helped survival the most was high calorie because it meant they weren't starving."
So? That doesn't change the fact that our bodies were optimized around the macro and micro nutrients inside the foods that our ancestors ate.
Just like how our bodies were optimized to extract vitamin D from the abundant sunlignt, and to get benefits from physical activity.
"Paleo is dumb because it ignores all other greater selective factors"
What does this mean? What other selective factors?
"It would be like judging wearing kevlar vests as good protection from cancer and heart disease because after you empty a revolver of hollow points into every fifty year old subject's chests the ones wearing kevlar lived the longest."
Just explain the reason itself. I don't understand this analogy.