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A ways down after a fair amount of skimming:

"Here’s the proposal I’m offering in all seriousness. We avoid the time wars by accessing unconditional love on a global scale."

if you waste your time, you will not war over it.

To avoid the time wars, you must waste the time of others. Ha.

I didn't read it, but how did the article get 12 points here on HN then? Did 12 people actually upvote this?

13 now.

Same