"Increased abstraction means that you can write things much quicker and more simply than in another language."
Except for any other kind of higher level language.
> [Haskell is much more bullet-proof than] IF NATALPLANET == “MARS”
As is any other non-stringly-typed language, so everything other than Tcl. And even Tcl is misunderstood, it's actually pretty awesome for its intended purpose. And of course you can write stringly typed code in Haskell just as much as you can in any other language.
and so on.