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Please don't.

Sorry Dang, I meant this as good humoured comment rather than "HN is becoming reddit".

More of a "saved you a click" than a TL;DR. Most people on HN probably don't care to read about GitHub changing CEOs.

The blogs TLDR was too long to be effective.

A short paragraph? What a world we live in.

it looks like a foreword. Modern articles have made sure I never read those.

Summary: Leaving.

> n.b.: bye

Let's code golf this and see how short we can get it :)

Shortest version might be:

Summary: exit(0).

How very HN, a comment about how very HN a comment is