I want to serve 5TB!
Okay grab two instances in different patching zones, create a bucket in our replicated RADOS storage that can hold your data or create a table/db in our Postgres cluster, write your app with tests, add an entry in to the load balancer, add an entry in our big ole distributed job scheduler if you need cron, and submit a PR against the infra repo to add Prometheus metrics and alerts.
And when your done with that set up CI/CD because you shouldn’t assume that instances are reliable and if you don’t give us the code to do a deploy we can’t recreate your app when the VM goes belly up and we’ll have to page you.
Are people not used to what it really takes to “just run some code?”