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You don't hack a bank across state lines from your house, you'll get nailed by the FBI. Where are your brains, in your ass? Don't you know anything?

Okay, the quote is spot-on, sure; but the username? This is just surreal.

Except it was phreak that said it wasn't it?

You're correct, but still, a suspiciously-accurate username for the quote-poster!

Now I want to post a Nikon quote. You're in the butter zone now, baby!

It's stupid, man, it's universally stupid.