My new life goal is to write an action film in which a rag-tag band of meteorologists takes on an arch-villain who seeks to change the weather to enrich himself and control the world. These meteorologists initially realize something is up because the villain has hijacked the GFS to distract from his plot. The climactic (or climatic?) scene will involve using a Hurricane Hunter to parachute into the villain’s lair to put a stop to the scheme using the full force of the NOAA, which will probably involve weaponized weather balloons. At some point the villain will ask: “How many divisions does the NOAA have?”

The tagline: “Justice is in the forecast.”