Its the question of, "Does a mapping exist from that fast infinite monkey machine to a finite monkey machine that runs in polynomial time?"
I think parent's question is "Can the problem be encoded such that one can prove that no translation can prune the number of monkeys required at an exponential rate?" I have wondered that myself, but never found any particularly useful answer.
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If you use the metaphor that superposition is like computing many things in paralell, the problem comes in that when you measure. The superposition collapses to a single answer at random (with probability related to the amplitude of each possibility) which will usually not be the answer you're interested in.
For some problems, people have found ways to extract useful information via classical measurements, e.g. Shor's algorithm (in theory breaking RSA/DSA/ECDSA/DH/ECDH style public-key algorithms [1]). However in the general case this does not work (so AES and hash algorithms are safe for now).
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wave_function_collapse
[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shor%27s_algorithm#Quantum_par...
Quantum computing doesn't do what you think it does.
If you take nothing else from this blog: quantum computers won't solve hard problems instantly by just trying all solutions in parallel.”
Are we out of tape already?
That doesn't really even make sense as a sentence. A quantum computer is neither a Turing machine nor a non-deterministic Turing machine.
I guess what you're trying to say is that even if someone proved/disproved BQP=NP it would leave P=NP open.