Hacker News Reader

I just configure the New Tab to go directly here, Ctrl+N for News

I just reroute all of my outgoing traffic to HN. Whatever I try to do I end up here. /s

I just glue hn to my face. I see it when I open my eyes.

I have hn CRISPRed into my genes, programmed carefully in multi-core OCaml backed by Postgres.

Sorry, but if you check your so-called junk DNA you’ll find I Base64-encoded it there already

You mean Base4?

NICE

The ultimate productivity hack

I'm a Neuralink alpha tester. I configured it to open an HN tab on every device when I wink my left eye.

Do I win?

I have a dedicated monitor - so no.

when does neuralink hit beta? i can't wait to train myself into a new facial tic whenever i'm feeling slightly bored

Or, to be honest, a "more productive procrastination hack".