In all seriousness, this is gate keeping, wrapped into "think about the kids" gift paper.
At large, US tax payers don't have access to state funded pension. Not all have access to 401k and like. Those that do, often aren't provided with great or flexible options or charged high fees. Plans are tied to controlled by employers. One of the ways to build wealth is to invest it into real estate. But it is hard, to acquire a primary residence hour US families have to compete with foreign investors, local private investors, big institutional investors with exclusive membership, like the one you mentioned, now even municipal pension funds. Not only fewer investment options are available to them, also fewer options to hedge against economic downturn. Tax system favors the rich.
Now God forbid the mass gains access to something new, that might actually double or triple their money. Gotta keep them in check.
Crypto is a huge gamble, but, at the same time, it is one of those opportunities that can shoot up. I know people whose 401k only recently recovered from 2008 crash and it's unclear how long it will take to recover after then next one.
Although, I agree that crypto is not for everyone, but I would rather see it challenge from marketing and advertisement perspective. Make them watch very carefully every word they put in any marketing material. Introduce various cool down periods, that can be a function of your net worth. Come down hard on anyone who touts it as a sure win strategy, but let people take the risk, if they want to.