In a job a long time ago, I was on a conference call in which a sales guy kept repeatedly emphasizing the value and importance of their "robust, scalable backend".

Eventually, we had to mute the phone, people around the table couldn't keep from laughing.

OMG! I'm in my early 40s and I've never thought about 'backend' in this way, until now. And, I can't undo it :-).

Now, I'm thinking - do I have lack of humor or imagination? :-)

Thank you for bringing joy to my evening. This was hilarious

When you take this joke super far and make a coffee enema website for your boss.

www.lifesapeach.club

>Backend Engineer (This is actually what we call all our employees, regardless of your job)

Doesn’t this mean a plastic surgeon working on rears?