This is obviously an attempt at a smart or funny remark. :)

But for arguments sake, lets take a serious approach to it: How would it work, getting back those two minutes? Would it be adding two more minutes to your total life span? If so, how would that be justifiable because those two minutes you add, might be worse than the experience of reading this. If you wouldn't just add two more minutes to your total life span how would you do it? It's hard to convert time value... I can't pay you for your time because that doesn't mean it'll reimburse what "you spent". I could perhaps waste 2 minutes of my life but that doesn't give them to you...