at no point in your rant did you make any sense at all, and for all those who read it, we are now that much dumber for doing so lol.
This is inspired by some of the thought trains I can have, having schizophrenia. My mind sometimes get hectic and chaotic waves of thoughts where in I somehow manage to make sense and meaning of it even though there actually is no meaning in it. Explaining this to people who doesn't have schizophrenia is very hard.