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"Facebook is committed to fostering an open and inclusive community, and that begins at our workspace. This is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for backbones, ethics or any other resemblence of a conscience. We truly live and breathe the utopia-building bullshit that is riddled in our media releases, and depend upon the talented engineers who readily prostitute their minds for the cause." added Mira Pedersen, VP of Human Relegations

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"Earlier today," continues Pratiti Raychoudhury, Vice President, Head of Research "We provided Congress with the two full research decks that were the primary focus of the Wall Street Journal’s mischaracterization of internal Instagram research into teenagers and well-being." .... "Our internal research is part of our effort to minimize the bad on our platforms and maximize the good."

They only provided a page or two of their internal reports which is why I stopped laughing when I reached your comment. The others comments seemed believable but Facebook providing factual and verifiable information is too far off from the reality.

Oh we were doing satire?

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