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And spare me terms like "ninajas" and "rockstars".

We're looking for pandas. Email us if you're a CoffeeScript drinking panda.

Pandas are cute, but they spend most of their day sleeping. Why don't you look for people, instead?

Because people focused on sleeping will find more efficient ways to get their awesomeness done. (Here, by "people", I mean "pandas".)

I prefer "trained monkeys".