Luckily, in the words of Mr. Universe, "you can't stop the signal."
https://gist.github.com/renestalder/c5b77635bfbec8f94d28#gis...
https://gist.github.com/renestalder/c5b77635bfbec8f94d28#gis...
Never that simple is it...
Notes:
first go to facebook.com > arrow in upper right > Settings & Privacy > News Feed Preferences > and scroll the whole list to the bottom
open your console and run the script, and wait. The script takes 1.5 seconds per each "unfollow", so if you have 500 for example, it will take more than 8 minutes :)