If you'll excuse me, I'm going to implement GIT in 6502 assembler.
— which both could play cartridges and had Basic, with absolutely unlicensed Mario sprites in the mem.
But never connected the dots that there was an official thing like that, even though vaguely heard of the Famicom brand's various forays into neighboring markets of the day.
This could be an appropriate software challenge for the Long Now Foundation [0], when they have finished that clock.
I think one of these languages is being insulted. Not sure which...