Facebook services go offline ahead of whistleblower hearing

Ye gods, talk about clickbait.

I think this is the perfect example of a headline that starts conspiracy theories. I mean, of course there’s no way such a coincidence could really happen, right? The combination of words just screams this was intentional. Why else would one of the most well-known suite of services on the internet possibly go offline right before a whistleblower hearing? This is the Robinhood-shut-off-buying-GME moment. Is there a subreddit for this yet?

Did Mark take a baseball bat to their servers..?