Call me when I can get to the airport, park, get through security, get seated, fly to my destination, get off the plane, wait for my luggage, and be out at the curb in 12 minutes.
Yes, you're right - it's a total linkbait title that is also inaccurate. Flagged althought it likely won't matter.
What if we think of it as Schrodinger's Falcon? It has both completed and not completed the trip from NYC to LA!