In retrospect, I think a lot of the Spark SQL Dataframe workflow comes pretty close to what D/Tutorial D aspire to - static typing, functions on relations, imperative style but fundamentally unordered, etc.; however, it's only a processing system, not a storage system.
I have kept my distance from the "data lake" buzzword circles, but maybe a transactional, Spark-based data lake does approximate what Darwen/Date are going for? The only thing really missing might be nested relations?