Reminds me of that classic Onion article:
https://www.theonion.com/man-on-internet-almost-falls-into-w...
"The Onion" was started in Madison IIRC, which is where the Mustard Museum [1,2] is.
> The museum was conceived and founded by Barry Levenson, former Assistant Attorney General of Wisconsin. It centers on a mustard collection he began in 1986 while despondent over the failure of his favorite baseball team, the Boston Red Sox, to win the 1986 World Series.