Better.com CEO Vishal Garg Threatened to Burn His Business Partner Alive

People are actually mostly water, tho; and therefore are quite difficult to ignite. Splatter accelerants around, sure; but then you're still left with a wet, stinky, messy chunk of meat to deal with.

Explosives are much more festive and while they also leave a hell of a mess, the wildlife picks it up much more quickly. After all, you're not trying either of these at home, hopefully.