Headcanon accepted. The fae are notoriously afraid of iron, and harmed by merely touching it. What's the equivalent for Google?
Don't even need to prove you own your target video, just claim it and boom, you get what you want (redirect monetization to your MCM, takedown the video, etc).
*Not you you, but the royal you
The aurora borealis perhaps? The sun could decide to throw us a particularly nasty geomagnetic storm one day and suddenly Google would go to fearsome tyrant to basically irrelevant overnight. I imagine most of us on HN would be out of a job too!
(can't wait for this one to get deleted...)
YouTube users: Can I see it?
Google: ...no.
Emphasis on easily - if it ever becomes straightforward, without going through scary settings menu, Google will be quite scared.
Or well, not acting evil.